Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Wednesday morning magazine roundup

That was our big sigh of relief you just heard, as we saw People’s cover: “How Sandra [Bullock] got her groove back!” We weren’t sure if she ever would! And how about the class juxtaposition with the top story on the right-side strip: “Navy Seal Tragedy—portraits of courage.”

But maybe Us wins with Jen Aniston “trying for a baby!” That’s a shocker! Us matches Peeps with its George Clooney summer romance bit on the strip.

In Touch wonders if Jen isn’t preggers already with its cover insert pic to go with her “Shotgun Wedding!” glam shot. Star says she’s even made it official—the baby, that is. But back to Kim’s wedding at OK! USA, with her untrustworthy sisters Kourtney and Khloe revealing “secrets” like her “obsessing over everything from the gown to the guest list.”

Life & Style also has a “secret” Kardashian wedding photo album, plus Jen wedding/baby news. But the cover trumpets the alarming news that Kate is refusing to eat—and has dropped “another five pounds.”

Bazaar’s fall fashion issue fronts Glee’s Lea Michele; Elle’s fall fashion special goes with Gwyneth, who’s “smart, hilarious, and the girl can sing”—at least that’s what the cover says. Details also has a fall fashion theme, but with Ashton Kutcher on the cover. Seventeen’s “ultimate back-to-school issue” has Pretty Little Liars pretty Ashley Benson on top.

Cosmo also goes Glee with its Dianna Agron cover—actually, three covers in succession (we prefer the “elegant sexy” one). Marie Claire has Sarah Jessica Parker “on the things she doesn’t talk about in her marriage” (which, incidentally, we don’t really need to hear about).

“There’s something about Zoe Black,” says Ebony’s cover, said something being “black, Latina, fierce,” etc. Essence competes with a Tracee Ellis Ross “exclusive” on being back on BET’s new Reed Between The Lines.

Dr. Oz shows you how to live to 100 (and live well) over at Men’s Fitness. Maxim’s got Sandra Vergara, “Sofia’s smokin’ little sis,” beating out Nylon’s Paul Rudd cover by a longshot. But we do like Ny’s feature on Jeff Bridges, definitely “our kind of guitar hero.”

Finally, Time Out New York closes out the summer with “60 things to do before summer ends.”

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