At Cosmo, Rihanna "finally reveals her deepest feelings"--finally!--on the cover, which also fronts "Your breast myths--busted" (damn!), but we can all take heart that, yes, "the boobgasm does exist." In fact!
Blake's on the cover of Glamour talking clothes and guys, while Florence and the Machine's Florence Welch is "red hot!" on the cover of Nylon's music issue--though we're way more interested in being "at home with Stevie Nicks" than "on the tour bus with Jared Leto."
The Caylee Anthony murder case is People's cover feature, with its margin getting over-excited over its exclusive! "Meredith Vieira, Why I walked away from Today" report.
If you're just dying to know how Leo won Blake's heart, it was candlelit dinners, helicopter rides, a private yacht--all this and so, so much more according to Us. Of equal interest, surely, is "Courteney and Jen--What tore them apart?" and the answer to another life-meaning question, "Justin & Ashley: Shocking new couple?"
Speaking of Jen, her and Brad's "emotional reunion" is the cover "world exclusive" of In Touch, the margin hyping Kim's "bridezilla demands." (Gee, maybe her next "reality show" could be Bridezilla Meets Frankenstein. Just hoping....)
Star weighs Angelina in at 99 lbs.! OMG! New fears of "anorexia & heroin relapse," for sure. "Kim's Wedding Surprise"(Bridezilla's pregnancy) greets viewers of OK! USA; the three Kardash sisters grace the cover of Life & Style ("A wedding and two babies!") That's two babies, not counting the Kardash sis of your choosing.
Lucky offers Lauren Conrad's "great body, no gym needed" fit tips for the lazy (hope it's not gender-specific).
Bradley Cooper, whom "everybody wants, right now," is on the cover of Esquire's "summer double issue"--with a woman's hand sneaking down his tailored suit's slacks. Sexier for us, though, is the tiny "now with bocce!" tease in the upper right corner, leading us to a nice little Esquire endorsement of the "great summertime game," along with a how-to make your own bocce court instructional.
Details counters with "Ryan Reynolds is just like you (except for the whole sexiest-man-alive thing)" cover; flip the ish over there's a more casual Reynolds repping an "everything you need to look great--from head to toe" guide.
Finally, Time Out New York gives you "your perfect weekend"--and throws in a NYC jazz guide at its web site for good measure.
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